Rough translations are "Where is the beer?" and "Thanks, but we don't want any penises."


I really wasn't trying to pick this girl up. I was just trying to make her smile or something.


People like to tell me shit. I don't know why.


I've got nothing to add to this.


Part of a larger entry. She's right, of course.


When she's sick, I feel sick.


I couldn't figure out how to portray them both on my lap, so I settled for being surrounded.


Everybody's jealous of my new rock.


This was funny because of the enthusiasm SassyGirl said it with.


I like this one.


I say shit like this all the time. I wonder why people still like me.


To be honest, the guy looks more like I imagine my grandfather must have looked in his forties.


This one is stupid.


The guy I'm talking to here was really excited to be starring in a comic.


I wish I'd have really said this. Somebody needs to tell him how awful that thing looks.


Not really funny, but it wasn't supposed to be.


I don't know why I didn't shrink the female symbol down a little.


Short and funny. I like this one.


My favorite knock-knock joke.


Part of a larger entry.