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Awesome

It was an awesome day, and no amount of subsequent bullshit has been able to diminish it.

posted by dave at 6:15 PM on Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Meanwhile

It's sneeting outside.

posted by dave at 12:41 PM on Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Finale

Tonight OddlyFamiliarGirl kicked the ever-loving crap out of me at trivia. Next, I think she plans to go stomp on some baby ducks.

posted by dave at 10:16 PM on Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Waiting

Now I'm at stupid Jack's, waiting for OddlyFamiliarGirl.

posted by dave at 6:05 PM on Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Three Floyds Topless Wytch Baltic Porter

(draft) Clear dark amber. Light tan head. Aroma of roasted malts and chocolate. Thin mouthfeel. Flavor of coffee and licorice. Smooth finish. Decent.

posted by dave at 5:29 PM on Tuesday, March 29, 2011

One of several infecting my parking lot

posted by dave at 9:13 AM on Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Clueless

I'm totally clueless as to what I'm supposed to be writing here.

posted by dave at 8:38 AM on Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Irony

CartGirl says that women cannot be trusted.

posted by dave at 8:02 PM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Potty

There's a 300-year-old woman here with the filthiest mouth I've ever heard.

posted by dave at 6:16 PM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Bad

Now I feel bad. Some friend I am.

posted by dave at 5:53 PM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Finally

It's about damn time.

posted by dave at 3:46 PM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Grrr

Apparently a lot of emails being sent to me are bouncing. They're working on it.

posted by dave at 6:55 AM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Sunday

I miss whatshername.

posted by dave at 7:18 PM on Sunday, March 27, 2011

Nom

Nom nom nom nom...

posted by dave at 6:44 PM on Sunday, March 27, 2011

This just in

Old people are slow.

posted by dave at 1:29 PM on Sunday, March 27, 2011

Der

I dreamed that I went on a road trip, and I got stopped at the Iraq/Peru border because they had outlawed U.S. cars. Clearly, my dream-self has a lot to learn about geography.

posted by dave at 10:12 AM on Sunday, March 27, 2011

Stuffed

Had a very nice late lunch with HatGirl. Now I'm stuffed and tired, but happy. So there.

posted by dave at 5:18 PM on Saturday, March 26, 2011

Yay!

I get to see HatGirl tomorrow! I'm so excited!

posted by dave at 11:56 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Thief

I made a Happy-toy for Nugget, but Buddy stole it.

posted by dave at 10:33 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Hey you

I just want to say hello. So, hello!

posted by dave at 7:40 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

FYI

Marzen is yummy.

posted by dave at 5:35 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Advice

To the guy who was in the restroom before me: See a doctor.

posted by dave at 3:16 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Awww

Hillside Animal Clinic just emailed me a happy birthday greeting for my cat Buddy.

posted by dave at 10:02 AM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Then

Then I remember that I never had to think at all.

posted by dave at 12:37 AM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Sometimes

Sometimes I wonder what the hell I could have been thinking.

posted by dave at 11:43 PM on Thursday, March 24, 2011

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