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Wrecked

I wish my Monte Carlo wasn't wrecked. I really want to take it for a drive today.

posted by dave at 12:39 PM on Sunday, October 16, 2011

Nice

Picklepie is helping me clean my car. That's nice of him.

posted by dave at 11:45 AM on Sunday, October 16, 2011

Wow

Just got knocked down by a giant wave.

posted by dave at 11:07 PM on Saturday, October 15, 2011

Yowza

That is all.

posted by dave at 5:27 PM on Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Changes

A woman marries a man, thinking that he will change. A man marries a woman, thinking that she won't.

posted by dave at 10:43 AM on Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Training

Training a new bartender today.

posted by dave at 4:17 PM on Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Required

Sometimes, it's necessary to miss her. It feels normal, easy. I can relax.

posted by dave at 2:57 PM on Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Refreshed

Took a nice nap on my couch with my cats. I'm feeling very refreshed now.

posted by dave at 8:55 PM on Monday, October 10, 2011

More

They are so much more than occupations or locations. I'm a little irritated.

posted by dave at 12:06 AM on Monday, October 10, 2011

Slowly

That's how we're doing it. Whatever it is.

posted by dave at 1:25 AM on Sunday, October 09, 2011

Bad, that's how

I don't like it when people use "How are you" as a greeting. It's none of their business how I'm doing. And they don't really want to know, either.

posted by dave at 12:39 PM on Thursday, October 06, 2011

Almost...

...but not quite. I'd say you can thank me later, but you'd never do any such thing.

posted by dave at 2:56 PM on Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Not

This is not working. Not at all.

posted by dave at 10:30 PM on Sunday, October 02, 2011

Waiting

Waiting for nothing to happen.

posted by dave at 12:42 PM on Friday, September 30, 2011

Quote

"The dwarfs should arrive shortly." -- Snow White

posted by dave at 2:56 PM on Thursday, September 29, 2011

Wrist

Today, I've been glaring at my wrist a lot. Because that always helps, right? Right?

posted by dave at 1:11 PM on Thursday, September 29, 2011

Old

Sometimes it really gets old, how my brain keeps assuming the worst.

posted by dave at 6:31 PM on Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Scheduled

I scheduled my Lasik for next Friday. Now I'm trying to scrounge a ride because they won't let me drive home afterwards.

posted by dave at 4:49 PM on Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Dream

Had an annoying dream because she was so damn beautiful, but I got to beat up her new boyfriend, so that part was fun.

posted by dave at 4:26 AM on Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Huge

My pupils are huge now. I look like a Japanese cartoon character.

posted by dave at 5:43 PM on Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Nice

I'm being nice right now. I'm not sure why - it's not like it's ever done me any good.

posted by dave at 11:42 AM on Tuesday, September 27, 2011

All the better to see you with

Getting my eyes dilated and examined today. I might get Lasik.

posted by dave at 10:54 AM on Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Boo!

I think we should go to some Halloween thingies.

posted by dave at 6:50 AM on Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Fault

This time it's my own damn fault, for believing bullshit once again. I'm still pissed, though.

posted by dave at 5:33 PM on Monday, September 26, 2011

Joke

"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here," said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

posted by dave at 6:10 PM on Sunday, September 25, 2011

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