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Bzzzt

There's a chick here with a stun-gun. If it takes that much to get her off, her husband doesn't stand a chance.

posted by dave at 5:46 PM on Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Advice

People may as well be telling me to chop off my own head.

posted by dave at 5:32 PM on Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Waste

I can't believe it's Tuesday already, and my holiday weekend is over. What a waste of time that was.

posted by dave at 5:10 AM on Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Grrr

What a bullshit thing to wake up to.

posted by dave at 5:02 AM on Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Resolution

My resolution is to write a blog entry every day, even if it's stupid. That part will be easy. The hard part will be to refrain from saying anything about how much I miss her. That part isn't a resolution; it's just a desire.

posted by dave at 9:02 PM on Monday, January 03, 2011

Bravo

You have to admire it, this brilliantly orchestrated plan to destroy me.

posted by dave at 7:59 PM on Monday, January 03, 2011

Senility

I can never remember this chick's damn name. "Eric's hot neighbor" probably isn't it.

posted by dave at 7:18 PM on Monday, January 03, 2011

Conquered...

...about 1/4 of the galaxy today. I think that's enough for now. Don't want to seem greedy.

posted by dave at 6:13 PM on Monday, January 03, 2011

Ugh

Well that was a rude awakening. I'd have much preferred to be kicked out of bed by cold feet.

posted by dave at 9:50 AM on Monday, January 03, 2011

Fair

The fair thing to do, I think, would be to go away and never come back.

posted by dave at 10:55 PM on Sunday, January 02, 2011

They

They are lumberjacks, and they don't care...

posted by dave at 9:25 PM on Sunday, January 02, 2011

Stupid

I've checked in at stupid Bearno's. I don't know why.

posted by dave at 8:55 PM on Sunday, January 02, 2011

Brrrrrrrr!

It's gotta be 200 below zero outside.

posted by dave at 8:18 PM on Sunday, January 02, 2011

Almost

I've almost got my thoughts together. I should write this down. Almost.

posted by dave at 11:25 PM on Saturday, January 01, 2011

Fun

Having some crazy thoughts. It's fun!

posted by dave at 10:22 PM on Saturday, January 01, 2011

Grrr

My power just went out. WTF?

posted by dave at 6:10 PM on Saturday, January 01, 2011

Pointless

Goodnight, cruel world, you bitch. And happy fucking new year.

posted by dave at 11:00 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Sad

I think I'm going to be sad tonight, not mad. It seems more fitting.

posted by dave at 9:43 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Early

One semi-mean text already sent, and I haven't had anything to drink at all. This does not bode well.

posted by dave at 8:11 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Wrong on so many levels...

This chick just asked me if 2011 was a leap year because she wasn't sure if April would have 29 or 30 days.

posted by dave at 5:26 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Hey

Happy new year. So there.

posted by dave at 12:50 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Oops

I totally forgot to wear a neutral color to work today. Now people are accusing me of actually caring about the stupid game.

posted by dave at 10:08 AM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Hey 2010...

...don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

posted by dave at 5:25 AM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Reminder

That's okay. Maybe I needed this. Maybe I needed a reminder of why none of this is worth the effort. I may have forgotten lately.

posted by dave at 5:21 AM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Era

Contemplating the end of this particular era. I don't think it's hit me yet.

posted by dave at 5:46 PM on Thursday, December 30, 2010

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