This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
GraspI refuse to open my hands, lest they prove to be empty.SweetPicklepie has gifted me with a dead mole.GrrrSpeaking of dipshits...RememberJust fucking remember who I am.PimpedEstimateI estimate that 67% of the people proclaiming on facebook that they've voted today, have in fact never voted in their life. This is a conservative estimate.MetaphoricalI've really let the dead hookers pile up these last couple of weeks.WeirdIt's weird that I sleep so easily these days.Yay!OddlyFamiliarGirl is coming here!GrrrNow I'm really fighting an urge to say something. I won't, I don't think. But I really really want to!NotI'm not supposed to say that I miss her, but I'm saying it anyway. So there.SmotheredFirst attemptCostumeCluelessIt's always funny to me when I listen to people who think they know how to shoot pool.SupposedI'm supposed to say that I'm pissed, and I'm also supposed to say that it's not my fault. I think maybe I believe one of those things.RandomPeople suck. It's almost universal. Except for random hot girls. I like them.RuleIf a restaurant has a souvenir store attached, then the food must suck.CasinoThinking that, if I'm going to sin anyway, I may as well do it on a Sunday and get my money's worth.StupidMy stupid clock automagically adjusted itself back to EST, but it's so stupid, it forgot that they changed the date for that years ago.HomeBack home after a weird time in Louisville.Great Divide Smoked Baltic Porter(bottle) Black with a decent tan head. Incredible aroma of chocolate and smoke and grapes. Thin mouthfeel, a little watery. Flavor is good and chocolatey, but thin. No apparent smoke. A little disappointing, but still good.Yummy!Beware my brainIt's overflowing with brilliant ideas today.NewGlasses are the new vacuum cleaners.