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PTO

Not having a good day today. Going home.

posted by dave at 2:01 PM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Bitch

Some bitch just took SemiCuteGirl's parking spot.

posted by dave at 7:25 AM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Me too

You ever just want to say something, anything, to make things better? But then you don't say anything because you definitely don't want to make things worse? Yeah, me too. All the time.

posted by dave at 6:23 AM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Frost

My phone is going crazy telling me about frost warnings for tonight. Do I look like a damn farmer?

posted by dave at 4:02 PM on Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Relieved

And now, back to my regularly scheduled programming.

posted by dave at 5:09 AM on Wednesday, May 04, 2011

This just in

Shania Twain is still hot.

posted by dave at 4:48 PM on Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Worried

I can't help it. My brain just works like this. It's part of my charm.

posted by dave at 5:31 PM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Monday

Every damn Monday I have a really tough time deciding what pizza to get for pizza night. This Monday is no different. I've got it narrowed down to Sportstime, Pizza Hut, Korner Kitchen, or stupid Bearno's.

posted by dave at 3:03 PM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttt!

That is all.

posted by dave at 11:04 AM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Conspiracy

Today's conspiracy theory is that they've been sitting on Bin Laden's death for years, and they're releasing the information now to distract people from Obama's forged birth certificate. Seriously, this dude at work is an endless source of amusement for me.

posted by dave at 8:10 AM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Weird

It's raining for a change.

posted by dave at 7:15 AM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Next!

What a childish thing to think. I should be better than that.

posted by dave at 12:09 AM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Something

I would say something now, but I wouldn't be believed.

posted by dave at 11:12 PM on Sunday, May 01, 2011

Yep

That's what I think.

posted by dave at 10:08 PM on Sunday, May 01, 2011

Down

And there it is. I fucking called it. Dammit.

posted by dave at 5:51 PM on Friday, April 29, 2011

Checked in...

...at stupid Bearno's.

posted by dave at 5:33 PM on Friday, April 29, 2011

PSA

The employees at the Burger King on Taylorsville Rd are worthless.

posted by dave at 7:22 AM on Friday, April 29, 2011

Home

Home now. I don't really know why. At least it didn't take me over three hours to get here today.

posted by dave at 6:27 PM on Thursday, April 28, 2011

Craving

Craving a Marzen.

posted by dave at 4:47 PM on Thursday, April 28, 2011

Me

Me strong man. Me move lots of heavy equipment. Me pull muscle. Ouch.

posted by dave at 1:30 PM on Thursday, April 28, 2011

Finally

I'm finally home. Worst. Commute. Ever.

posted by dave at 8:44 PM on Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Sarcasm

This commute isn't ridiculous at all.

posted by dave at 5:20 PM on Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Nice knowing everyone

It's sunny now. They said on the radio this morning that, if we got some sun and therefore some warming, then tornadoes would definitely kill me tonight. Something like that, anyway.

posted by dave at 12:54 PM on Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Thinking

Thinking that I wouldn't have done whatever it was that was done.

posted by dave at 9:50 AM on Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Oh goody

Two of my absolute least favorite people are here.

posted by dave at 6:09 PM on Tuesday, April 26, 2011

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