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Fuck

posted by dave at 4:28 PM on Sunday, April 17, 2011

Rushed

Got home just in time to turn around and go in to work.

posted by dave at 10:16 AM on Sunday, April 17, 2011

On

CartGirl wants to go where it's cold. I want to stay where it's warm. It's on.

posted by dave at 5:07 PM on Saturday, April 16, 2011

Grrr

I came to stupid Bearno's. The girl with the unfortunate name is working, plus she ignored me when I said an unfrosted glass.

posted by dave at 3:05 PM on Saturday, April 16, 2011

Cake

I'm craving a cake. A strawberry-flavored cake with banana-flavored icing.

posted by dave at 9:39 AM on Saturday, April 16, 2011

Plan

I think that, today, I'm going to let myself be sad. Yep, that sounds like a great plan.

posted by dave at 9:27 AM on Saturday, April 16, 2011

Refreshed

I feel like I slept forever. What year is it?

posted by dave at 9:05 AM on Saturday, April 16, 2011

Kick

I always get a kick out of people who feel compelled to announce to the world how unique/special/cool they are by expressing their disdain for popular things/events/occasions.

posted by dave at 6:21 PM on Friday, April 15, 2011

Mildly

At Rich O's, mildly paranoid.

posted by dave at 5:32 PM on Friday, April 15, 2011

Kitty!

There's a kitty here!

posted by dave at 7:17 AM on Friday, April 15, 2011

Ouch

I just spent $59.88 to fill my truck with gas.

posted by dave at 7:13 AM on Friday, April 15, 2011

Yay!

Tomorrow is payday! This has been the longest two weeks of my life.

posted by dave at 6:08 PM on Thursday, April 14, 2011

Buddy and my rock

posted by dave at 10:08 PM on Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Yep

That was me.

posted by dave at 6:01 PM on Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Ping!

Pong!

posted by dave at 3:47 PM on Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Ouch

posted by dave at 7:26 AM on Wednesday, April 13, 2011

OMG

The way to really appreciate a Marzen is to choke down lesser beers for two weeks beforehand.

posted by dave at 5:20 PM on Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Excited!

I'm excited that I get to have a Marzen after work! First one in two weeks!

posted by dave at 4:33 PM on Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Wave

A rogue wave has just knocked me to my ass.

posted by dave at 6:06 PM on Monday, April 11, 2011

Yucky

It's nasty rainy out there.

posted by dave at 5:39 PM on Monday, April 11, 2011

Oops

CartGirl and I are supposed to have a picnic today, but neither of us checked the weather forecast.

posted by dave at 7:52 AM on Monday, April 11, 2011

Ugh

This is going to be the longest week ever.

posted by dave at 6:32 AM on Monday, April 11, 2011

Segue

There totally wasn't one, you meanie.

posted by dave at 12:15 AM on Monday, April 11, 2011

Yay!

OddlyFamiliarGirl has taken pity on me, and will buy me a beer at stupid Bearno's!

posted by dave at 8:08 PM on Sunday, April 10, 2011

Flyer

A fucking Jehovah's Witness just rang my doorbell for an hour then left a flyer on my door. Next time I take a shit, I know what I'm doing with that damn flyer.

posted by dave at 2:08 PM on Sunday, April 10, 2011

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